24 and 34

24

Girl 1 : They said just put a pencil under it. If it holds, then you don't have to worry.
It's in excellent condition.

Girl 2 : Really?
*phew* it holds. Okay, I'm good. *nods*


34

Girl 1 : Happy Birthday, Dear..

Girl 2 : Happy? Those damn thing can hold a jar of peanut butter now.
In 10 years it would be holding a bloody beach ball!!


Uh, well ;))